Bibliography

Throb! 
Released: October 2011, Savage Mojo Ltd.

Well hung and left for dead, Throb Hammerdong is quite annoyed....

Barbarian quarry worker Throb wakes up one day to find himself hanging by his neck from a bridge. Luckily for us, he doesn't die, but instead sets out on a quest for revenge. Accompanied by his loyal crew and armed only with the latest weapons, a full stomach and regular, almost constant sex, Throb must survive attack by bandits, go shopping and sit through the worst live porn show on earth, before facing his enemies and sorting out the whole beaver thing.

This is a fantasy novel that's strictly for mature readers only!



Gnomads 
Released: October 2011, Savage Mojo Ltd.

Darren dreams of becoming the world’s greatest rock guitarist and dating blonde stunner Paige Turner. Forced to a car boot sale by his mum, Darren stumbles across a magic pendant. Later he accidentally activates the pendant and it teleports him across space and time to a barn where the all-gnome band ‘Gnomads’ is practising.

The gnomes are very friendly, but they don’t have much talent. Darren soon discovers the pendant doesn’t work a second time, and he must turn this dreadful band into a huge success if he’s ever going to get home to his beloved games console.

Gnomads is a fantasy for young adults everywhere.


Mage Reborn 
Released: June 2007, Hadesgate Publications

A thousand years have passed since the ancient mages removed magic from the world. Now a young man rises from his earthly tomb bearing all of their powers. Although his memories have faded, he cannot forget his vow to kill the Emperor.

Princess Oleana-tarli schemes in her own prison, plotting to seize the king’s crown for herself. She is friendless and alone, until a dream sends her in search of a legendary beast.

Two wizards of the Empire, young and innocent, journey in search of knowledge.

But the world can be a dangerous place and their powers are only just beginning to emerge.

Kingdom will clash with Empire and the four will meet on the field of battle.



The Servicing and Maintenance of Wayland Snowball
Released: September 2006, Hadesgate Publications

Wayland Snowball doesn't want much from life. A fast car, huge amounts of money, and two gorgeous women with big...personalities. Surely that's not too much to ask on a recently colonised world where opportunities abound?

Unfortunately, Wayland is one of life's losers; a shallow and work shy youth whose only purpose in life seems to be to get drunk, upset people and try to find a way for his only friend to lose his virginity.

But with a bit of luck, lots of luck and unbelievable amounts of luck, even he may make something of himself.



Soulkeepers
Released: April 2006, Hadesgate Publications

In a world where souls are stolen at birth two children and their primate friend stand ready to fight for the freedom of emotion.

GAREN: Full of adventurous dreams, yet unknowing of the future laid out for him by the mysterious Brotherhood.

SCIEL: One of only a few Teff left that is not bound by slavery. An ape-like creature that is loyal to his friend and always hungry.

KYMAR: Hidden from the Brotherhood and now an orphan. Someone is going to pay for her loss.

Are they ready to face their destiny?